pretty much laughing at my fucked up life right now. i dont know what to do with my myself. wtf if i dont get into uni? wtf if i dont get what i want…tbh youre a dick (sort of). i reckon all of this can be solved with a lot of money and alcohol. money is on its way to being sorted, what with my mothers new obsession with ‘cash my gold’….now i need to get rid of my gay arse temp job and drown my sorrows in copius amounts of cider for the rest of the summer.
:) i think…
oh yeah, and i need a pole. its the best way to get guys. its been proved. by me.
I love the people and the people love me So much that they restored the English monarchy I’m part Scottish, French, Italian, a little bit Dane But 100% party animal, champagne?
Spaniels I adore Named after me too Like me they were fun with the nutty hair do Is today my birthday? I can’t recall Let’s have a party anyway because I love a masked ball!
All hail The King Of Bling Let’s sing Bells ring Ding ding I’m the King who brought back partying!
King Charles my daddy lost his throne and kings were banned They chopped off his head Then Ollie Cromwell ruled the land Old Ollie wasn’t jolly He was glum and proud Would be miserable as sin Only sinning’s not allowed
When Ollie died, the people said "Charlie, me hearty "Get rid of his dull laws Come back we’d rather party” This action’s what they call the monarchy restoration Which naturally was followed by a huge celebration
The King of England Say No sin To sing OK! Or anything All say I’m the king who brought back partying
The Great London Fire was a whopper In my reign London City came a cropper So this King did what was right and proper For the Fire proved I’m more than a bopper I’m a fire stopper!
Married Catherine Braganza She was a love so true There would never be another Well, maybe on or two Lucy Walter, Neil Gwynn, Moll Davis, Barbara Villiers You think that’s bad but her name’s not as silly as Hortense Mancini
As King, I must admit I broke the wedding rules But who cares when I brought back the crown jewels? I reinstated Christmas, make-up, sport and even plays I was the Merrie Monarch They were good old days
When said And done King Charles (That’s me!) Did run England For fun I was the king loved by everyone My song is done.
That was almost entirely from memory! Oh deary me…. :D <3
im still sitting here awake at silly o’clock and i dont understand why im so confused. just wish youd go away. ive been such a douchey emo as of late and i dont like it. i dont do emotional :| please make me stop.