DIRT. ACTUAL DIRT.– Reece Lemon’s brain.
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just worked my way through an entire packet of maryland cookies. i think there may be something wrong…
FML and ROFL and LOL and what have you
pretty much laughing at my fucked up life right now. i dont know what to do with my myself. wtf if i dont get into uni? wtf if i dont get what i want…tbh youre a dick (sort of). i reckon all of this can be solved with a lot of money and alcohol. money is on its way to being sorted, what with my mothers new obsession with ‘cash my gold’….now i need to get rid of my gay arse...
I try to tell you but you just dont understand Youve got my entire life in your...– oh well ya knowwww, its a bit of Adam and the Ants ;) i think its pretty apt.
Charles II King of Bling
My name is My name is My name is Charles II I love the people and the people love me So much that they restored the English monarchy I’m part Scottish, French, Italian, a little bit Dane But 100% party animal, champagne? Spaniels I adore Named after me too Like me they were fun with the nutty hair do Is today my birthday? I can’t recall Let’s have a party anyway because I love a...
im still sitting here awake at silly o’clock and i dont understand why im so confused. just wish youd go away. ive been such a douchey emo as of late and i dont like it. i dont do emotional :| please make me stop.